50 Cent Teaches Abstinence On Twitter

The theme of 50 Cent’s latest tweets is how to stop self-abuse, i.e. stop wanking, do not offer your seed on the altar of onan…etc. You get the idea? What made him want to do this? We don’t know but we’ll have that on twitter too, soon. In the meanwhile, this is what 50 Cent tweeted –

“Step 1,” he began tweeting. “To avoid the urge to masturbate, stop going to porn sites. Step 2. Make a conscious decision not to turn your head after people walk by you. Step 3. Do not go to strip clubs. Step 4. Do not look at lust filled magazines.”

Next, we could be readings some pointers on the beneficial health effects of conserving your seed. Wanna take bets on what the next 50 Cent album will be on?

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